More Random Obsevations

A few more random observations from a Thursday.

1. Why do guys wear those muscle shirt and then flex in public? I was at Chipotle. There was some guy sitting there eating with another guy. He was wearing a muscle shirt and talking. He then started flexing his chest. He had his moobs moving. WTF? Seriously, does he think someone thought this was cool? You see, when guys work out, they do it for one of two reasons. Most of us do it to stay in shape. Its a healthy lifestyle. But, class two is dudes who think it is "sexy" or "hot." They think women like this look. Dude, your 'roided up body doesn't look hot or sexy to anyone. It looks lame. It looks like your testicles are shrunken and you need Viagra on a date. Stop flexing those moobs and walking around in Ross' Frankie Goes to Hollywood t-shirt. LAME!

2. How come bone marrow drives charge you? I know the reason. It is an expensive test. I get that. But they only charge white people. Why only white people? Because the registry has too many white people and not enough minorities. Fair enough. But, if you want to do a drive to see if there is a match for Johnny, how about someone kick in some money to cover the cost? I don't mind giving my marrow, but I am not going to pay $100, especially in a recession, to find out if I am a match for Johnny. It just seems like someone else should cover the cost instead of the apparent donor.

3. Why do people buy the 1 series BMW or the C class Mercedes Benz? It is not a really BMW or a really Mercedes. It is a wanna-be BMW. It is like playing minor league baseball. It is not the show. I mean, if you are going to pay $30,000 for a car, go with a Hyundai Genesis or something. The 1 series BMW is like buying a Ford Pinto. You might as well put the money in a Vespa or something. At least the Vespa will last longer than the 1 series. I mean, if you need validation that badly, you should probably call Dr. Phil. No wait, don't call him. He can barely figure himself out, that no good publicity stunt wannabe reality tv crap host. I mean, that dude should really get off tv and then maybe my tv won't look so fat. But, the 1 series owner probably is the same guy who flexes in public or the woman with the tummy tuck, lift and implant. I mean, really, is your self esteem that low?

4. Its a girl. (If you dont get that, trust me, its not funny.)