Chad's Playhouse

YUCK! Just start with that concept. YUCK!

First, the last famous playhouse belonged to PeeWee. We all know how that ended. Dude ended up in an adult movie establishment with his pants around his ankles and his little PeeWee, wait is that redundant?, in his hand. After that, do you really want to call anything a playhouse? For a certain generation, or maybe generations, it has negative connotations.

Second, this was on the back of a van. Not a minivan. Not one of those big 9 or 11 passenger vans. But, a Chester-mobile. Yes, a van conversion. An old van conversion. With blinds. The windows weren't just tinted, but he had blind's on them.

Oh, and he was not driving with his hand. He was using his elbow. And talking on the cell phone. God only knows what he was doing with that other hand. Now, I would give him the benefit of the doubt, but he was driving a van conversion with a license plate frame that says "Chad's Playhouse."

This is like that Seinfeld episode with Fragile Frankie. You know, where Frankie gives Jerry a van and Jerry doesn't want it. Then they go to the woods and George's parents are found in the van partaking of adult activities. That is the last time, and maybe the first time, a van was used in a funny manner.

So, if you have "Playhouse," on the van, it just means one thing: perv. Chester. Sicko. Really. I mean, if my kid was walking past this van, I would pick him up and carry him past. I meant even have my friends Smith and Wesson with me as I do it. YUCK! Seriously.

But this one was better. He had a handicapped placard on the van. My thought: he used it to park closer to the stores so he had easier access to the people he wanted to get into the van.

YUCK!