Bernie Ecclestone is an IDIOT

Okay, that's not a strong enough word. But, first, who the heck is Bernie Eccelstone? Well, to most Americans, Bernie Eccelstone is nobody. To Europeans, they know him as the President of Formula One racing. That would be open wheeled racing that no one in this country follows. Think of it this way, in terms of order of importance: Nascar, Nationwide Series, Indycar, Indy Lites, drag racing, Camping World Series, your local track, tractor pull, and then somewhere down below that is Formula One (F1). Yes, soccer in this country rates above Bernie Eccelstone's freaking piece of crap sport. They drive around in cars in Europe and he thinks people care.

So, why is Bernie dumber than the movie Weekend at Bernie's? Well, here are Bernie's type 4 dumbest comments:

4. Women should wear white like all other domestic appliances.

Really, Bernie? Women are appliances. Maybe the ones who hang out with you. Those would be the kind who smoke their cancer sticks, don't shave their armpits, haven't washed this month, and couldn't find a bar of soap if it glowed in the dark. In fact, the women who a guy like Bernie gets probably can't even add two plus two, which would be the number of teeth they have on the top of their mouth and the bottom of their mouth. I am pretty sure I know 6 year olds who have lost more teeth than Bernie's women have right now.

3. I would love to have a good lady race driver and preferably black and Jewish too, but they might take maternity leave.

My guess is that a good lady race driver wouldn't take maternity leave from Bernie's series because a good lady race driver wouldn't ever go to Bernie's series. Heck, a bad lady race driver wouldn't go to Bernie's series. In fact, why the hell does anyone race F1? I am pretty sure Sanjay from American Idol gets more publicity than anyone racing F1. Can you name one driver for Bernie? NO! Why? Because his racing league sucks. So, he doesn't have to worry about anyone taking maternity leave - not even the spectators because no one watches his races!

2. Saddam Hussein was the only one who could control that country.

Really? And by control you mean kill the soccer team if they lost? Blow up people's homes if they dissented? I assume Bernie means control by killing anyone who opposed him. Think of it this way Eccelschmuck: if controlling means killing anyone who disagrees with you, the leaders of Europe should kill you since you disagree with them. How would you like that, you freaking wanna-be David Stern who can't figure out how to talk to the public?

1. Hitler was good in the way he could command a lot of people and get things done.

I guess that means Bernie thinks Jim Jones is a genius. How about the dudes with Haley's comet? (Hey, you can't expect me to know everyone's name, but dude's first name was Marshall and he looked creepy. Very creepy.) After all, Jones got all of his followers to kill themselves with him. Hitler wussed out and killed himself and none of his followers had the guts to go with him. Bernie is a schmuck. Next he is going to deny the Holocaust, isn't he? MORON! When someone kills 12,000,000 people there is nothing good to say about him. Are you unaware of that, Bernie the crazy? That would have been his name if he was arrested for hate crimes, which by the way he should be. Why don't we arrest people who say crap like this and drop them in the middle of the Pacific ocean - alone, with no boat?

Here is my vote: lets boycott F1. Oh wait. No one watches it anyway. So lets take all of their ridiculous cars and smash them. Then we take all of Dumbarsstone's money and we give it to the people who are disabled and maimed by Saddam. Then we take all of the team's who race for Formula None and we make them get real jobs. Idiots.