Another actual phone call with a dufus

See, you thought that "Actual Phone Call with a Dufus was funny," but made up. Well, here is another actual phone call with a dufus.

Dufus (D): Hi, is Johnnie there?
Me: This is Jonathan.
D: Johnnie?
Me: Sure. Why not?
D: Do you have any payday loans?
Me: Where is the kilo?
D: What?
Me: Where is the kilo?
D: What kilo?
Me: You know, the kilo. You were supposed to have the kilo by now.
D: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: Look, he told me you would have a kilo of the good stuff. I need it now.
D: I don't have a kilo.
Me: What are we going to do now? I need that kilo.
D: Johnnie, I don't know..............
Me: Your only job was to get the kilo and you screwed that up.
(silence..........................................................way too much silence)
Me: You need to get the kilo. When are you going to have it?
D: I am not.
Me: Then what are we going to do? They expect a kilo.
D: Johnnie, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Me: You have screwed this up. All you needed to do was to get the kilo and you couldn't do that. What the fuck am I going to do now?
D: I don't know.
Me: I hope you are happy. You screwed this up...........................

(At which point I hung up to take a real call!)