A song

Okay, I have been serious for a while here. I haven't ripped on anyone or made fun of anyone. Mainly, because life has sucked for a while. But I decided I needed a break. Don't worry, there is more venting and ranting about life coming. But, this is an attempt at humor. Lets see if it works...........

You remember when music actually told a story? It was about something. Just think back to the artists who made real music, Don McLean, Simon and Garfunkel, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel. I could go on and an on. But you get the idea. These guys wrote songs that talked about something, about life. Today's music is about..........well, here is my version of a modern song:

I went out today
It was a day, day, day
I found some 420
I then ran into a chick named Jenny
We went back and smoked our stuff
It wasn't very rough
I think its clever that I call it 420
I think I came up with that term with Benny
No one knows what it means
They think I am talking about beans

CHORUS
I like sex
I got big pecs
I call women names
I play lots of mind games
I think drugs are cool
I aint not no fool

I think calling women names makes me a stud
I dont get why adults think I am a dud
I wear my pants down low
I just go with the flow
I think my bling makes me hot
I dont care that drugs make my brain rot
I can barely spell condom
STDs are fake is my anthem
If my girl gets pregnant
I will find her repugnant

CHORUS
I like sex
I got big pecs
I call women names
I play lots of mind games
I think drugs are cool
I aint not no fool

You adults are all losers
Me and my boys are users
You think you get me
I dont get my pee
Musicians are smart
We need to impart
This is how you kids should be
The adults just dont agree
We should rule the world
Then our great ideas will be unfurled

CHORUS
I like sex
I got big pecs
I call women names
I play lots of mind games
I think drugs are cool
I aint not no fool

You think I am making this up? Listen to the lyrics of these songs that kids listen to. Its obnoxious. Every other song is about sex, drugs or how cool these kids are. I just put it all into one. Now I just need to get some no talent act like Chris Brown or Ja Rule or Keenan to sing it. I will be famous for spending all of 3 minutes writing done some stupid words that rhyme.